They Can't Take Thaat Away From Me

Reviewing the Boston Philharmonic.
Boston Globe, October 22, 2007.

The Boston Philharmonic's printed programs include this bit of wishful thinking:

Cell phones, pagers, watch alarms and similar noise-making devices wreck concerts and embarrass their owners. Please switch them off.

Wreck concerts? Yes. Embarrass their owners? Not in this country, my friend.