Classical music lovers, hold on to your batons. The world-famous Kirov Orchestra. Uber-maestro Valery Gergiev working his Russian magic. Firebrand virtuoso Lola Astanova beating the daylights out of a Steinway® Concert Grand. Performing The Nutcracker Suite, the Tchaikovsky "Piano Concerto," and another Tchaikovsky masterpiece of your choice. In your hometown, at a private holiday concert for you and 499 of your closest friends. Hosted by Regis Philbin!The price? $1,590,000. (Are cannons extra?) That's an awful lot of money. On the other hand: it's hosted by Regis Philbin! Time to make some billionaire friends.
The concert will be filmed as an after-party favor for each of your guests. You even get to keep the tour piano after all the artists autograph it. BRAVO!, if we do say so ourselves. (And we do.)
Let me just savor that again: hosted by Regis Philbin. God, I love this country.
5 comments:
Is Regis included in the artists who autograph the piano?
I should hope so. Think he'd sign body parts for that kind of money?
If I had the money, I would purchase this. I really would. Ppl would NEVER stop talking about this. Maybe in a few years...
111oakland
Matthew,
I don't know how you find this consistently interesting stuff, but keep up the good work.
Bill Blake
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