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Beethoven hair for sale! Beethoven hair for sale! Louis Mushro, hair collector, is selling clips from his collection, including 1/16"-long scraps from everyone's favorite happy-go-lucky proto-Romantic symphonist. (Warning: Louis will start talking to you when you load the page.) Bidding starts at $500; let's see, figure 100,000 hair follicles per head, about 3-4 inches long... that's $800 million for the whole head. Then, I'll convert all that hair into diamonds, and encrust Beethoven's skull with them. Whaddya think, $10 billion? Top that, Damien!