It's the weekend. You're going out. You're going to see people. You'll be expected to make small talk. If only there were a goofy little factual nugget out there that you could use to enliven the conversation. If only.
On a totally unrelated topic, the word on the street is that Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's next musical will be an adaptation of Anna Karenina. Just thought you might like to know.
When you speak of me, speak well.