tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post6129836643419599398..comments2023-11-03T09:05:31.265-04:00Comments on Soho the Dog: To Serve ManMatthewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10936327293692397100noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-42316340062218083432010-09-22T11:08:14.179-04:002010-09-22T11:08:14.179-04:00For men who want bigger, harder, longer-lasting er...For men who want bigger, harder, longer-lasting erections, there's now <a href="http://www.male-sexual.com/vigrx-plus.html" rel="nofollow">VigRX Plus™</a>, a fresh twist on the already popular VigRX™, but designed to further enhance men's sexual functioning with the addition of three exciting new ingredients: Damiana, Tribulus, and Bioperin. Doctor endorsed and rated #1 for results by clients on <a href="http://www.male-sexual.com" rel="nofollow">penis enlargement</a> products. two rated pills is <a href="http://www.male-sexual.com/vimax-pills.html" rel="nofollow">vimax</a>.melodicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08243252040579357904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-16251143159622842962010-05-06T14:29:05.238-04:002010-05-06T14:29:05.238-04:00The story is set in what appears to be the present...The story is set in what appears to be the present time (i.e., 1950), in cold war America. It is told in first-person narrative by a United Nations translator. The story opens at a special session of the UN where three alien emissaries, the pig-like "Kanamit," are testifying that the purpose of their mission to Earth is "to bring to you the peace and plenty which we ourselves enjoy, and which we have in the past brought to other races throughout the galaxy." The aliens soon supply Earth with cheap unlimited power, a device that suppresses explosions, and drugs for prolonging life. As a further token of friendship, they allow humans to visit their home planet via ten-year "exchange groups."<br /><br />A friend of the narrator, a UN translator named Gregori, steals one of the Kanamit books, and he and the narrator attempt to translate it, via a basic Kanamit-English dictionary provided by the aliens. After some weeks, they determine that the title is "To Serve Man." Two weeks later, the narrator returns from a trip to find Gregori distraught. Gregori says that he has translated the first chapter of the book: <a href="http://www.publicsexpositions.com" rel="nofollow">different sex positions</a>Panterahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423969043842218438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-57138663111535147162006-12-28T18:32:00.000-05:002006-12-28T18:32:00.000-05:00Eggs Shapey:
Scream obscenities at the chickens.Eggs Shapey:<br />Scream obscenities at the chickens.rostasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14473618110499702301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-23730774000991558732006-12-18T08:57:00.000-05:002006-12-18T08:57:00.000-05:00Eggs Janacek -- take a notebook and notate the sou...Eggs Janacek -- take a notebook and notate the sounds that the mother hen utters while you steal two eggs from her nest. Serve with frog's legs and contemplate the eternal cycle of nature.Elaine Finehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14248422399226824168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-58788997527947342582006-12-17T14:41:00.000-05:002006-12-17T14:41:00.000-05:00Eggs Messiaen - Brood.Eggs Messiaen - Brood.Samuel Vriezenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16229066450439148225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-55544954455049467052006-12-17T14:39:00.000-05:002006-12-17T14:39:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Samuel Vriezenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16229066450439148225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-25502651430598535492006-12-16T12:19:00.000-05:002006-12-16T12:19:00.000-05:00Eggs Boulez: Arrange a row of eggs; multiply the ...Eggs Boulez: Arrange a row of eggs; multiply the first three eggs by the second two eggs. Add butter and whip to a soupy but opaque consistency. By the way, cooking eggs any other way makes you <i>inutile.</i><br /><br />Eggs Champaign-Urbana: Devise an elaborate plan for cooking eggs in a manner that will produce mildly piquant results. (Consider Herbert Brun's ideas on language.) When finished, name your eggs with an adjective followed by a singular common noun.CKHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07184649084949322088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-17045326142209569962006-12-14T17:51:00.000-05:002006-12-14T17:51:00.000-05:00Eggs Satie: break an egg into a large glass of cog...Eggs Satie: break an egg into a large glass of cognac. Repeat 841 times.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07666127523535169841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-88788124226970454352006-12-14T12:26:00.000-05:002006-12-14T12:26:00.000-05:00Eggs phonography: find some eggs that have already...Eggs phonography: find some eggs that have already been cooked.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09136110819340106607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-9345700309068819632006-12-13T23:48:00.000-05:002006-12-13T23:48:00.000-05:00Wolff Frittata: Take 12 or 13 or 15 (but not 14) e...Wolff Frittata: Take 12 or 13 or 15 (but not 14) eggs and place in pan. Take 3 or 4 or 5 ingredients from list "B" and mix with eggs. You may double an ingredient and have it count for 2. Bake at 350 for 20 minutes, sprinkle 1 or 2 cheeses from list "D" on top, and finish baking for 20 or 35 minutes.<br /><br />Eggs Babbitt: Insist that people would find your licorice, peanut butter and pocket lint omelet absolutely delicious if they only had been to advanced culinary school and "understood" it.<br /><br />Eggs Dockstader: make better eggs than the top New York chefs. Don't get hired by any of them because they're jealous you somehow outcooked them even though you didn't study at FCI.<br /><br />Eggs Cardew: Truffles are for the elitists! I will eat my eggs with a simple accompaniment of fermented beans and fish heads, as Chairman Mao did.<br /><br />Partch-ed Cackleberries: If you got any guts from a plunge, put 'em in a coffee can with a lump of axle grease. Heat over a can of sterno until sizzling. Add yer cackleberries and Blue-John and keep stirring 'til it's thick as goozlum. Dip your punk in it. Don't share none with ol' John Hollow Legs unless he got some ink to trade.Seth Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16570345088005286651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-86532593047997605952006-12-13T16:04:00.000-05:002006-12-13T16:04:00.000-05:00I have fought the temptation to contribute, but al...I have fought the temptation to contribute, but alas...<br /><br />Eggs Antheil -- Place a pistol in clear sight on the kitchen counter. Cook eggs using fifteen pressure cookers, while switching on every fan, electric mixer, garbage disposal, blender, and smoke alarm. When done, throw out the lot and cook another set of eggs in a traditional manner, as your mother used to make. Serve with a toast to Hedy Lamarr. Do not switch off your cellphone.<br /><br />Eggs Hovhaness -- A 67-course banquet, each course consisting of a one-egg omelette, cooked the same way but with slightly varying amounts of asafoetida and blubber.<br /><br />Eggs Scelsi -- Describe to someone else how they should cook a complete meal from a single egg, while being completely serene and relaxed about it.Ben.Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11879705585399028153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-12738651831784181742006-12-13T14:30:00.000-05:002006-12-13T14:30:00.000-05:00Egg Shostakovich
Fill a frying-pan with oil and h...Egg Shostakovich<br /><br />Fill a frying-pan with oil and heat to at least 20,000C over a low flame; that represents the boiling Stalinist cauldron in which innocent artists were pitilessly destroyed.<br /><br />Throw one egg, fragile and defenceless, into the oil and remove when not quite carbonised; the egg represents Shostakovich and the removal before destruction represents the capricious mercy of the Great Leader.<br /><br />Turn the cooker off and wait for the oil to cool. Start eating the egg, exclaim "That didn't taste very good!" and throw the egg back into oil; that represents the artist's response to just criticism.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-31867528961544248182006-12-13T13:35:00.000-05:002006-12-13T13:35:00.000-05:00Eggs Hindemith -- Follow the Eggs Auber recipe, ex...Eggs Hindemith -- Follow the Eggs Auber recipe, except prepare and cook in inverse retrograde.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02257880643038116004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-10234192635501299832006-12-12T13:26:00.000-05:002006-12-12T13:26:00.000-05:00Eggs Mahler — Obtain 432 eggs. Claim you have a th...Eggs Mahler — Obtain 432 eggs. Claim you have a thousand. Cook as many of the eggs as time permits. Invite people over. When they've had enough eggs, give them some more eggs. This really only needs to be done about once every twelve years.Beiserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17128586679439995221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-16355725149953756562006-12-12T13:15:00.000-05:002006-12-12T13:15:00.000-05:00As an untutored heathen, I didn't even get most of...As an untutored heathen, I didn't even get most of those. But the Patch recipe made me snort coffee through my nose.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12278555394220295765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-71913662155259951292006-12-12T08:47:00.000-05:002006-12-12T08:47:00.000-05:00Eggs Wuorinen — Music is much more complicated tha...Eggs Wuorinen — Music is much more complicated than eggs. It is a typical travesty of the "I Pod" generation to talk about serious music of a problematical character in relation to eggs. Moreover, in the wake of twelve-note composition, eggs have become superfluous. But, if eggs must be made, scramble them vigorously for nineteen minutes.Alex Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08023216757229249122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-53956034828171618032006-12-11T23:23:00.000-05:002006-12-11T23:23:00.000-05:00I've made Eggs Cage several times and use a recipe...I've made Eggs Cage several times and use a recipe similar to Galen's above. The first few times though, they weren't very good. It turns out I was using cage-free eggs. Just a word of warning for the novice chef.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323371750376649045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-65451521062418485522006-12-11T18:04:00.000-05:002006-12-11T18:04:00.000-05:00Here's my favorite recursive Deviled Egg recipe. T...Here's my favorite recursive Deviled Egg recipe. Take one ostrich, one duck, and one quail egg. Store them refrigerated, tip downward, for at least 24 hours (to insure that the yolks are centered). Hard boil the eggs, each at the appropriate time length, scare with cold water and peel and slice in half lengthways immediately to avoid greying. Remove yolks and mash them until smooth with a bit of mayonnaise, toasted and ground spices (fenugreek, cayenne, mustard, cumin, coriander), one finely chopped small dill pickle and salt to taste. Now place the the quail egg white within the duck egg white, and that within the ostrich egg white, with a healthy layer of the yolk mixture between the white layers and in the quail egg white. Garnish with sweet paprika powder and fresh fenugreek and coriander leaves.Daniel Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09093101325234464791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-87751285283729568402006-12-11T17:17:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:17:00.000-05:00And hundreds of dishes (without recipes) at the co...And hundreds of dishes (without recipes) at the composer food pun page, <a href="http://steakhausen.info">steakhausen.info</a>Matt Van Brinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17239364323530848209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32354680.post-28999118158708068832006-12-11T14:14:00.000-05:002006-12-11T14:14:00.000-05:00Eggs Reich -- Heat two pans to slightly different ...Eggs Reich -- Heat two pans to slightly different temperatures. Start frying two eggs, one in each pan, at the same time. As each egg is done, take it out and put in another one. Breakfast is over when the pans are back in phase.<br /><br />Eggs Cage -- Heat up your frying pan. Turn it off. Think about what not eating eggs tastes like.<br /><br />Eggs Philip Glass -- Would it get some eggs for the omelet. And it could get for it is. It could get the frying pan for these sous chefs. And it could be were it is. It could Emeril it could be Emeril it could be very fresh and clean. It could be a pancakeGalen H. Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12896362615102858998noreply@blogger.com