I'm not much for April Fool's Day jokes—I'd much rather pull a hoax when everybody's not expecting one—but Pliable passes along a fine example of the genre from today's Guardian. (Carla should be glad that Damon Albarn doesn't have a daughter.*)
*Update (4/1): Actually, he does. (Note to self: always fact-check jokes.)
Update II (4/1): Even better—it's a meta-joke (see comments). Well played, sir!